I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I wish you could order shots online.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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