If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
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so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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