I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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