Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
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Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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