I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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