I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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