I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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