belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
