People with herpes should wear stickers.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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