I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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