Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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