Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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