I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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