Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
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Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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