she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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