If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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