AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Randomize
