Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
do nipples grow back?
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