Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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