all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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