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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...

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  He wasn't the only one with a full load.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does

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  i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play

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• (407): View more from Florida

  he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...

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• (315): View more from New York

  gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Are you still goin to the xmas party?

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  Yaaaa why?

  (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world

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