i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
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He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world