I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
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dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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She made me pour olive oil on her.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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