My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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