u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
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That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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