im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
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He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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