I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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