I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
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She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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