This is not my ceiling
just tell him i said nine months
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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