David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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