I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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