I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
wow bdsm is so cute
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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