No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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