We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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