we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
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I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
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He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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