Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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