We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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