i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
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I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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