Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Randomize
