come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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