I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
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