So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
my sisters under your porch take her home
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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