nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
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please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
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How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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