So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Randomize
