There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
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He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
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its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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