Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
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someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
My day in three words: secret purse cake
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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