Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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