I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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