I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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