i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
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She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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