scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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