do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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