Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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