Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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