Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Hello my rib-scented angel!
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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