Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
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My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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