Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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