Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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